The club has obviously been closed for some time but this sign on the door is, I think, hysterical and unfortunately a bit stereotypical of how we joke about our Irish brethren. One wonders if they could have found the doorbell would the club have stayed open?
Spartan Eye 
What really made me smile about this was your comment and then thinking how some humour is now ‘outlawed’ as it is not PC – regardless of how funny it might be!
I know Chris – I would hate to offend anyone but having said that sometimes the stereotype is accurate!
“Here is the doorbell, Dumbbell.”
Hahahah
Love this!
It so made me laugh, bless their hearts.