I am a cute little doily on the Queen’s coffee table. Well, last time I looked. (Okay, I didn’t look because I don’t have eyes, but I feel like I could be a doily. I think.)
Your imagination is from the planet Bizzaro and thank goodness you have brought it to Earth my little doily to share with we nuts and screws.
Spartan Eye 
Everything has a crisis of identity these days. Everything. Even theme parks don’t know what they want to be!
I know exactly what you mean except do I mean I? Who is the I I am? Or think I am? And what about you?
I am a cute little doily on the Queen’s coffee table. Well, last time I looked. (Okay, I didn’t look because I don’t have eyes, but I feel like I could be a doily. I think.)
Your imagination is from the planet Bizzaro and thank goodness you have brought it to Earth my little doily to share with we nuts and screws.